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I have to go and buy soundtrack

By Something 3 Comments

I saw you with those two «ladies of the evening» at Elzars. Explain that. I found what I need. And it’s not friends, it’s things. Oh, how awful. Did he at least die painlessly? …To shreds, you say. Well, how is his wife holding up? …To shreds, you say. You wouldn’t. Ask anyway! You guys realize you live in a sewer, right? I don’t want to be rescued. Bender, this is Fry’s decision… and he made it wrong. So it’s time for us to interfere in his life.

There’s a report

Oh, I don’t have time for this. I have to go and buy a single piece of fruit with a coupon and then return it, making people wait behind me while I complain. We’ll go deliver this crate like professionals, and then we’ll go home.

I feel like a jigsaw

By Something 2 Comments

dchair1

I’m really more an apartment person. Finding a needle in a haystack isn’t hard when every straw is computerized. You all right, Dexter? I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I will not kill my sister. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. I feel like a jigsaw puzzle missing a piece. And I’m not even sure what the picture should be. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be.

dchair3I’m really more an apartment person. Rorschach would say you have a hard time relating to others. I love Halloween. The one time of year when everyone wears a mask … not just me. I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Cops, another community I’m not part of. Like a sloth. I can do that. Under normal circumstances, I’d take that as a compliment. Makes me a … scientist. I’m real proud of you for coming, bro. I know you hate funerals.

I’m thinking two circus clowns dancing. You? I’m really more an apartment person. Pretend. You pretend the feelings are there, for the world, for the people around you. Who knows? Maybe one day they will be. He taught me a code. To survive. I think he’s got a crush on you, Dex! I’ve lived in darkness a long time. Over the years my eyes adjusted until the dark became my world and I could see. Tonight’s the night. And it’s going to happen again and again. It has to happen.